Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

cookie crumb boy

A boy who texts you once in a while just to keep u attached. Always leaves crumbs to keep you around for when they need you.

he’s a cookie crumb boy

by ostrydzik August 12, 2022

Bikini Crumbs

small pieces of shit intertwined with tiny ass hairs and bikini lint

" She Flicked her fucking nasty Bikini Crumbs on to me" .. " oh really that means she likes you!"

by Luke-69 June 25, 2023

The Crumbl Cookie Salute

Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).

Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?

Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!

Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!

by 0260someday August 14, 2023

ahh crumbs

"Ahh crumbs" is an explanation phrase used to exclaim that things are not going to plan.

Ahh crumbs, we are not going to make that deadline.

by Inquisitive Joe September 4, 2023

the crumbling man

he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.

the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,

in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.

by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023

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by heavy hoser June 1, 2013