Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

couch potatotalitarianism

When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt

Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism

by Morriebunned May 29, 2017

sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple

my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch

by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

Porch couch

General white trash pride banner!

Nice porch couch jethro!

by Cju178 November 13, 2017

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.

Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.

by RNDRPS November 24, 2017