Skip to main content

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018
mugGet the asshole cookie mug.

Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".
Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.
by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021
mugGet the Cookies & Creme mug.

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020
mugGet the cookie math mug.

Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
mugGet the Cookie Crisps mug.

cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
mugGet the cookie muffin mug.

cookie duff

a girl with a nice tight butt
That girl standing in line has a nice little cookie duff
by DadaC October 1, 2013
mugGet the cookie duff mug.

flipping the cookie

A term used to describe the sexual actions between one or more persons that one would not typically discuss for any number of reasons
"Bro, I walked in on Jason flipping the cookie from both ends..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."
by K0re4n3lvis September 28, 2015
mugGet the flipping the cookie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email