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sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020
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cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little
Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun
by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021
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Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021
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Happy Confession Day

Happy Confession Day is on August 11

Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck
HAPPY CONFESSION DAY!!

i like you...🥺👉👈
by VisionExpress October 5, 2021
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MIMER Confessions Admin

Shit💩
Jack:He looks like Mimer confessions Admin
Tom:You mean he looks like Shit
by TeraBaapMC November 23, 2021
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Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.
A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'
by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022
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