Columbia Grammar and Preparatory School

yea man...

John McFag: "Hey, I go to Columbia Grammar and Preparatory School!"
Everyone: "YEAAAA MAN!!!!"

by the blackout 11 May 7, 2011

Columbian Bam-Bam

The act of ejaculating into someone else's nose

I gave that girl a Columbian Bam-Bam last night.

by The Luck of the Irish 518 February 24, 2013

Columbian Exchange

When two men masturbate while facing each other so that their semen strikes each other midair.

Yeah dude, me and my bro tried the Columbian Exchange. It was totally chill

by chillbrochill69 November 7, 2010

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

Columbine

Might be used for the actual shooting or to refer to that kid in school this kid might have/do the following

A fedora

A trench coat

Oddly squared shaped glasses
Doesn’t get any pussy

Is master prestige in call of duty

Might be decided into five risk factors

Oddly large backpack/gym bag (doesn’t actually go there)

Rules to follow
Run if they reach into the back pack (Naruto run if necessary)
Run if they start saying how today is finally the day

They can be avoided using exo suits

This individuals might also be known as Eugenes

He is a total columbine
Remember the backpack rule.......Right?
That kid over there might become a columbine you know?
run

by Sausage maker October 7, 2019

Clumsylingus

What Don Knotts would do if he were going down on you - awkward, uncoordinated oral sex performed on a woman.

The good news is, he went down on me for a half hour. The bad news is... he performed clumsylingus. I think he spilled a drink in me too. Unbelievable.

by CM_Schwartzy April 30, 2011

columbia

A pompous anti-semetic ivy-league University where you pay for what you believe is a great education but really all that you have learned is how to be a complete and total ass after 4-years undergraduate. Save your money and go to CUNY Honors and drive around in a Mercedes S500 instead.

That school is such a columbia! Good thing I have decided to not waste my money on an inferior education with people who think that just because they go to that school they are better than everyone else.

by bad martha focker February 14, 2005