Cabrini college

Cabrini college is over all better than Eastern, Cabrini over Eastern ANY DAY.
by henchickenduck October 18, 2010
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Mississippi College

-A Christian University
-Full of Hypocrites
-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.
-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.
Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"
Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."
Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.
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community college

The most boring place to get your education. The classes are bland, the people are stupid, and getting a true college experience is nearly impossible. Generally, all of the ghetto fuck boy clowns from high school go to community college thinking they're gonna party and have a great time, but then realize they have nothing to do, especially since their retarded friends are no longer following them everywhere. Basically a place for lifeless, hopeless university rejects. Thank god i only have to go for one semester!
Person 1: Dude hows community college?
Person 2: Bruh it blows. Its so fuckin boring Im surrounded by rejects
by keepemrunningbabe October 30, 2015
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Wheaton College

Wheaton College is a prominent, close-knit college community that emphasizes people. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work extensively together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to complain, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting and has produced three Rhodes scholars in the last five years.
Students who attend Wheaton College are inspired to do more with their life than just being well educated.
by alumnae/i February 19, 2006
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College Wall

The college on top of Donald Trumps wall.
That College Wall is so dope.
by soup2o September 09, 2016
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Elmhurst College

A liberal arts school with well respected programs in business,education,nursing and psychology. Elmhurst College generally attracts natives of the Chicago land area who are looking for a small college where the faculty actually cares and one does not pay out a fortune to study under an apathetic graduate assistant. Most of the traditional students at Elmhurst are sympathetic kids who are there for an education not to party.
"I've decided to go to Elmhurst College, because I did not get into Northwestern or U of I in Urbana".
by hyperion64 February 05, 2012
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College Degree

A fancy sheet of paper that has no significance when in the hands of a woman.
by Jdiamwmgy June 26, 2010
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