Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Colangha

The act of wearing cologne to mask the smell of ganja.

Tim had a stanky bag of reefer and had to colangha himself so as not to be detected by the police dogs at the airport.

by Pablo Waldrones January 11, 2019

colannino

The best family’s all. They are kind funny. Sometimes they are loud but they always mean well. Once you get to know them they are the best to be with

The Colannino’s are the best

by Kiki2232 May 7, 2019

Colander Whore

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019

colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020