One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
by angrypod147 January 26, 2019
Get the closet buddymug. When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )
Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?
by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017
Get the Closet Funmug. A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Bandmug. 1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023
Get the Closet Basicmug. 
When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
Get the prarie doggin' the closetmug. by closet johnson January 18, 2009
Get the closet johnsonmug.