chip rape

Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.

I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.

Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy

by Spazninja July 5, 2011

Chip chunked

Fucking hammered

"I'm fucking chip chunked, innit" -Tom

by tommail July 19, 2011

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Chip'age

the term used to define nail polish that has chipped off from your perfect manicure

"How are your nails"? "I have chip'age"

by Lacquer Lover September 15, 2011

Chip-shover

the art of putting all your chips in the pot, often times a serious over bet bluff, see gunderman.

man that guy is really aggressive, he is quite the chip-shover.

by callyourbluff November 17, 2011

chip keep

Verb- When a man pulls out and shoots his load over the girls boobs into her mouth. The boobs acting as the keeper and the mouth as the goal.

Jordan is about to chip keep on Jenna.

by Dueces13 August 10, 2012

chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care

"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."

by PBC & Scallop November 3, 2012