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Steve:so, did you get any last night?
Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!
Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!
by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011
Get the Chili Spigotmug. A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
by Jack Trager August 13, 2023
Get the Chili Waterfallmug. When a dude doesn't wash his privates for at least a week or 2 even through working and such and starts to accumulate "cheese" under the skin and a girl goes down on him with a can of hotdog chili.
A dude at the bar asked me if I wanted to come back to his place for a chili cheese dog and winked at me.
by crab92 October 4, 2024
Get the Chili Cheese dogmug. When a girl goes out looking absolutely bangin’ and doesn’t talk to her boyfriend.
When a girl exceeds the level of hot it can no longer be a spicy pepper, it’s a ghost Chili the hottest pepper in the world.
When a girl exceeds the level of hot it can no longer be a spicy pepper, it’s a ghost Chili the hottest pepper in the world.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan June 8, 2019
Get the Ghost chilimug. by 123-yo July 25, 2022
Get the Chili trailmug. The act of wiping your weiner between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean your penis off.
Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".
by Sabreraider April 19, 2024
Get the Chili-Dogmug. When a man rubs a spicy substance (eg: Hot Sauce) all over his penis and proceeds to have either oral, vaginal or anal sex, making their sex life extra spicy.
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
Get the Hot Chili Peppermug.