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cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick
by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006
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Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.
Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun
by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010
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cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
by j7x November 25, 2006
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Cheese From Under

When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.
by Andi March 24, 2005
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cheese at

some baaaad muthafuckin cheese, as defined by Ween.
"Bitch, wher the muthafuckin cheese at?"
"I need some fuckin cheese at right now!"
"Awww man, I'll get some fuckin cheese at tomorrow then."
by l0qii May 13, 2004
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wet cheeks

after spraying diarea all over the tolet, a substantial amout of liquid shit acumulates all over your ass cheeks. when u go to wipe, (not knowing you have wet cheeks) u get shit all over your hand and a good part of your arm.
fuck i went to wipe my ass and i had wet cheeks and now i smell like shit
by Big Jerfrey October 10, 2005
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cheers

A very common word, mostly used in the United Kingdom, with 4 different meanings:

1. thanks!

2. ya r welcome!

3. bye

4. before drinking anything with ya homies
1. joanne: that's for ya frank!!
frank: cheers jo!!

2. frank: thank ya man for ya help!!
ryan: cheers dude!!!

3. paul: bye frank see ya later!
frank: cheers!!!

4. ryan, frank and paul rising their pints up..
"Cheers!!!!"
by Abruzzi November 5, 2008
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