by Magickal Trevor January 14, 2005
Get the Cuda-Cat mug.Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
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Get the my cat mug.A fictional game occasionally played by cops and highway patrolmen in Super Troopers, wishing to get a kick out of life, and have some fun with their job.
The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.
The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.
Ten? Starting right meow?
All right meow, hand over your license and registration.
Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Allright meow where were we?
Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?
Meow what is so damn funny?
All right meow, hand over your license and registration.
Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Allright meow where were we?
Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?
Meow what is so damn funny?
by BigMace255 June 3, 2005
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Get the cat shit mug.A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009
Get the Cat Jizz mug.1. A cat which is cute
2. A master of weaponry
3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon
5. The which has a power level of over 9000
6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
2. A master of weaponry
3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon
5. The which has a power level of over 9000
6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"
Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."
Person 1 - 0 . 0
Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."
Person 1 - 0 . 0
by Nuclear Popcorn December 11, 2010
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