carlos

carlos is a self obsessive cray cray sociopath who needs to shut the fuck up

nobody asked for your opinion carlos!!!

by rejecTcarloS November 22, 2021

Carlos

Lover boy who has a high sex drive and can quite often dance around the idea of sleeping with another man. Also referred to as Gay.

“You’re such a Carlos!”

“Can you stop Carlosing!”

by Gambit52 May 9, 2024

Carlos

Not a male stripper. Men named Carlos are in fact not coordinated. they will dance at the family get together but the family will be disappointed. Don't respect women. Commit racisms.

Wow that guy really sucks at dancing.

yeah but i heard he hates women...

oof, he must be a Carlos.

by ourgodallmighty October 27, 2021

Carlos Zorro

Spanish for Charlie Fox, which is the military term for a Cluster Fuck. Used by gringos to describe the chaos of a Latin American country.

Justin: Dude, our van is being attacked by little kids who want rosaries!
Pete: Throw the damn things and let's get the hell out of here now!
Justin: How did we get into this huge Carlos Zorro?

by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo January 17, 2011

Carlos

A Mexican who loves to say the n word.Has Hispanic and black friends mostly barely like 3 white people. Charming guys sometimes.Not a good way with ladies.Sometimes he pulls up some hoes but his friend says that.The word nigger is in his favorite word book.

Chris:Young fly on the track
Carlos: Niggers Niggers Niggers

by The lost Mc November 21, 2021

Carlos

A clash Royale fanatic. He LOVESSS anime and shitting in his pants.

WOW look at that clash Royale god... must be a Carlos

by thickdaddy123 May 10, 2019

Carlos

anime fanboy who is fat and ugly and gets boners around anime girls such as Mikasa and Hentai

carlos is gay and fat

by urielisthegoat June 11, 2018