Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021

Carl

A guy named Carl

"hi I'm Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

Carl

A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.

Man, is that fucking Carl? I gotta go, that nigga is fucking weird as fuck.

by Dr Marshmellow December 8, 2021

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.

by jm2022 June 22, 2022

Carl Chammas

A kid who always loves to shout profanity such as nigger pussy ass jew. However is very fun to be around.

Hey did you see Carl Chammas?
Yeah. He's busy calling Sean a Nigga

by GetTomBradyCock December 10, 2019