Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 17, 2005

Canadian Military

See: Mounties, Zamboni Technology, and Anne Murray

I'll have to fine you. It'll be $10000 Canadian, or $10 American, if you wish.

by Fred Durst is a tool October 7, 2003

canadian bacon

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

by Big Daddy A May 19, 2009

Canadian Band

A band that really sucks.

"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.

by 100% Americano! July 30, 2011

Canadian Bacon

When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face

Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.

by Dave Star March 1, 2003

canadian history

step 1. dump maple syrup on a sleeping mans flaccid venison stick.

step 2 wait about two hours for the maple syrup to crystalize and get hard, eh.

Step 3 Wake up the sleeping canuck with moose porn which don't cha know gives every canadian man a woody faster than any canadian bacon strip ever could

step 4. laugh at the stupid canuck

Canadian History is why wayne gretzky's wang actually looks like a hockey stick

by Maximus D Meryan February 5, 2010

Canadian English

American English but with a different name.

You speak American English

No, this is Canadian English

by cry October 22, 2007