sloppy cooter 

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

sloppy cooter by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007

Double cooter snooter 

When a male lays down one line of dat china white on each side of a sexy mamas cooter, then taking two equal length straws blows both lines while licking said sexy mamas cooter

No nigga back when I was on dat white girl, I used to chill with this bad mama and do double cooter snooters off dat bitch all da time yo.

Double cooter snooter by Shnipsy the gypsy September 6, 2013

zipper cooter 

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

zipper cooter by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

teh cooter 

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

teh cooter by Eric November 1, 2003

cyote 

When someone (usually a man) puts his fist so far in someone elses ass (usually a women's) that they howl like a cyote.

That chick was so hot, I pulled a cyote on her.

cyote by Baintrain December 10, 2008

Cooter 

What you call Couture when you dont feel like speaking like a frog. It actually means "to sew." Hes a flag sewing swamp ninja, really he is.

0730 am :me: Where the hell is Cooter?
:everyone else: Probably making a flag.

Cooter by wdeafdasg July 28, 2006

Cootercologist 

OB/GYN, gynecologist, a nanny doctor.

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.

Cootercologist by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003