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Fiend on the couch

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision
Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch
by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024
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couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018
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Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.
by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021
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Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 30, 2021
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Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.
Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching
by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018
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Porch couch

by Cju178 November 13, 2017
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