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chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.
by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016
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Chocolate dish

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!
by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020
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Chocolate Banana

When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.
Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.
by KaiShotto May 8, 2020
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Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
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Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.
I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper
by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020
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Chocolate Falls

When someone stands on another's shoulders and they both take a dump (preferably diarrhea) at the same time, thus producing a cascade-like effect.
Last time I had mexican for dinner, me and Linda got drunk and made some chocolate falls on Steve's garden. It was quite heart (and back) warming.
by Ucares August 30, 2012
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chocolate cobra

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.
I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.
by CornWallus September 21, 2013
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