Cartwheel Distance

Better than walking distance

Guy: Let's go to my place....

Tabitha: Where do live?

Guy: Close.

Tabitha: Walking distance?

Guy: Better!

Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?

by Em Dash March 10, 2011

genevieve carty

One who loves without limits. The absolute ideal person to spend your life with.

She's just perfect, I've gone and found my Genevieve Carty...oh I love her so much :)

by her poopster March 29, 2005

Playboi Carti

The inventor of music. He speaks in his own language, known as cartinese and uses his baby voice on his songs. One of his best friends is Lil Uzi Vert , another GOAT. He has bought a crib for his momma off that mumblin' shit. His favorite color is red and he hates leaks.

Beethoven : I may be deaf, but these new Playboi Carti, Whole Lotta Red leaks are fire. What a legend!

Mozart : Yeah, hope he drops that 16*29 tape with Uzi now that they are friends again.

by SUSUradas April 26, 2020

douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 15, 2010

Cartsetto

A style of singing that extends the vocal range by using the style of South Park character Eric Cartman (Voiced by Trey Parker). This technique is generally employed when the song being performed is out of the natural range of the singer, or when the singer wishes to illicit a laugh from their audience. The easily identifiable traits of this style include, sounding like a fourth grader, and inserting "you guys" at inappropriate moments in the song. Examples include Styx "Come Sail Away" and more recently Lady GaGa "Poker Face".

Barney: Ted, I can't believe you're going to get up and sing "My Heart Will Go On" in front of your date.

Ted: Don't worry, I'm going to sing it Cartsetto, she'll think it's hilarious!

Barney: Right on bro, this is going to legen wait for it dary!

by grgareus February 23, 2010

Cartoe

To be stabbed by a pencil

"Dont make me cartoe you"

by Mizz romanian May 2, 2010

cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010