Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

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carl

NPC

''Carl is such an NPC

by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022

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carl

a carl I a super cool, nice, pretty, nice again, clever and pretty again

ohhhhh its carl
soooooooooooo damn pretty

by carl bir September 1, 2017

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A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.

Did you see Jeremy nail that technically perfect Hot Carl in his match last weekend? It was steamy!

by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019

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Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

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Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021

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