Carl

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.
Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.
by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020
mugGet the Carlmug.

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
mugGet the Carl's Milkshakemug.

Carl

Another term used for slow people. Originates form New York and is very hairy. They love to play video game and eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew.
by Lap deeznutz August 27, 2018
mugGet the Carlmug.

carl

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.

basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
mugGet the carlmug.

Martin Carl

A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.
Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.
by lynq February 7, 2023
mugGet the Martin Carlmug.

Carl

Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
by Ricky 4000 February 10, 2020
mugGet the Carlmug.

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
mugGet the Carl TheRapistmug.

Share this definition