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froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!
Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!
by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020
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Winging Bullshit

SOMTHING TO DO WHEN YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING... ITS FUCKING GRIM CITY...
MATTHEW IS WINGING BULLSHIT... HE IS THROWING SHIT EVERYWHERE.
by bb GRIM CITY January 20, 2020
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Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
by Name Fart March 24, 2020
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Hypothetical bullshit

If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Credible bullshit

Bullshit, but you can fact check it
We were arguing, and I won with some credible bullshit.
by morganpigorgan June 24, 2020
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.
1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit
by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021
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