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Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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Bullshit button

A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)
A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit
by ASS MONKE October 1, 2022
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Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration
A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!
by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012
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Bullshit

A word that defines some lie
You're telling bullshit, right? No way she's dead
by 12345548 September 18, 2023
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Bullshit

Not letting people get off work on thanksgiving
It’s bullshit how i’m not off on thanksgiving
by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 20, 2022
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Bullshit

Dying in Minecraft because they didn’t have fucking scuba diving gear
by Jbjbhjhjjhjh August 18, 2019
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bullshit

When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.
That Reno Warlock just played his Bullshit card, this game is so Bullshit
by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016
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