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crazy box

A male equivalent of the "friend zone", for a girl too effin' crazy to sleep with.
As soon as Rebecca started talking about her cat's favorite episodes of "Glee", she was instantly put in my crazy box.
by Fictitious Pulp November 28, 2010
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Filipino Box Spring Hog

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
by atari June 4, 2013
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WIZ BOX

by ABSOLUTE February 22, 2008
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Guit-box

noun: A slang name for an acoustic guitar.

word origin: Guit from guitar, box from the general shape of the instrument.
Person 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Person 2: Oh nothing much, just picking away at the ol' guit-box.
Person 1: That sounds like heaps of fun.
by Funky W July 15, 2010
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Lectric Box

Redneck name for computer. The word is primarily used among Nascar fans and Hillbillies..
Hey thaar Cletus do ya know who won the
Podunk 500 last night?I done past out and missed da endin'. Sure dont, I'z passed out too,but ma uncle Zed has one of dem fancy LECTRIC BOXES wheres' we could look it up..
by MONEY November 8, 2003
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blind box

Packaging of vinyl toy, like dunny, or kid robot.
They're called blind boxes cause you don't know what you're getting.
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press box hot

An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.

Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.

Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?
Anthony: She wasn't hot. She was press box hot. You were deceived because there weren't any other hotties to compare her too. If you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.

Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.
by Edsantry February 14, 2007
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