A derivative of the royal blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie (like a royal blumpkin), she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
Get the Jujy Fruit Blumpkin mug.A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones February 3, 2007
Get the Jujy Fruit Blumpkin mug.When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue
"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet
by blumpkin man 973 June 5, 2009
Get the tissue but no toilet blumpkin mug.The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.
Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"
John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"
John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
by Adelaide123 November 11, 2009
Get the Reverse Blumpkin mug.After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
by coffee pot August 30, 2008
Get the Bruce Lee Blumpkin mug.A standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. That's as much description as I'm offering; I'll leave it for you to do the math.
Asshole #1: Man, that marginally pretty hyper slut, Sally--you know the one who doesn't quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues--well, anyway, she's so fucking messed up in the skull that I actually talked the stupid whore into giving me a FULL SERVICE BLUMPKIN about an hour ago!!!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!
by Someone who misses their balls March 6, 2016
Get the Full Service Blumpkin mug.The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
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Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
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