A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021
by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 26, 2018
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 26, 2013