Scary Biscuits

adj.

A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.

An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.

Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.

-then a car pulled in front of me and I nearly fell off my bike
-scary biscuits!

by Etymologylover March 9, 2011

Biscuit Feet

Dry, ashy-skinned feet resembling white flour powdered biscuits.

the skin on yo feet so white and ashy, look like biscuit feet

by Galaxygal October 2, 2006

biscuit

It is a person that is white and crusty person

My friend is a biscuit that is why she is my friend

by awsomwgjsjf1234 March 30, 2017

Love buscuit

The unfortunate mouthful of spunk a man gets when he's forgot that he's already shot his coconut milk into his girls beef curtains, then goes down on her.

Man going down -"MMMMMM Gurgle Gurgle SLOP SLOP Brrrrrrr, Splodge; URGHH Ive just eaten a love buscuit"

by VAGITUS October 26, 2006

Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 4, 2003

biscuits and gravy

A solid deuce followed by an unexpected gusher of explosive diarrhea.

I thought I just had to drop a digger, but instead I ripped the biscuits and gravy!

by wild chewbacca November 12, 2011

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004