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Ballschmeck

The jelly-like substance which surrounds and coats the balls and inner thighs after approximately two weeks of not showering
Trevor: you I got jelly stuff on my balls!
Me: oh you mean ballschmeck?
Trevor: yeah
by The reclaimer December 14, 2019
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Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
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ballsack belt buckle

A ballsack belt buckle is a term used to define when one reaches down and grabs their balls so as to cover their belt buckle. If one does not have adequate ball volume, it may become a ballsack belt button. This technique is used when one wants to get some female attention to their genital area.
How did she not notice my ballsack belt buckle?
by duccr September 14, 2023
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virtual balls

When someone has balls over the internet, when someone can talk back only online.
-Doood, you see dat slut over there?
-Yup
-She confessed me over myspace and she's scared of me
-She has virtual balls
by MagdaGonePsycho March 10, 2008
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flips balls

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.
by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008
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washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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Chingo Balls

Chingo balls, chingo balls, chingo all the way...
by Gillespie Furniture December 21, 2008
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