mojo bag

1. A mojo hand.

2. An amulet of African-American hoodoo practice used in love spells.

3. A flannel spell bag containing one or more magical items.

4. A corruption of the West African word "mojuba"; which means a prayer of praise and homage.

1. A mojo bag is a mojo hand.

2. "Going down to Louisiana, gonna get me a mojo hand.
Going to have all you women under my commmand."
-Muddy Waters

by L. Watson April 16, 2007

potato bag

A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.

Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.

by lover4porn April 12, 2009

crotch bag

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.

"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"

by Antiquity June 23, 2008

hoe bag

A physical bag that a hoe will carry with them most of the time. The bag usually contains extra clothing, lube, condoms, tampons, pregnancy test...and other such items that allow her to sleep from place to place with guy to guy. Be aware that one might call this an “emergency bag”, that would be bull shit.

Tonya carried a hoe bag the whole time I knew her. Fuckin hoe.

by JackClifto September 17, 2007

V-bag

a female version of a T-bag where the female does the exact same motion.

Boy: Would you like a T-bag?
Girl: No, but i would gladly give you a V-bag!

by guargum March 1, 2009

Bagging Up

Bagging up is a London slang word for where you chop crack cocaine or heroin and put them in wraps (usually clingfilm) ready to sell to drug addicts.

"Gotta cut up this crack and start bagging up. Need to make some money"

by themagicindian March 10, 2014

bag of yogurt

An incredibly unattractive brollic woman; usually overweight with no attractive facial features what so ever. Clothes appear to be from a thrift shop and odors tend to be repulsive. Engages in strange activities in the privacy of her own home and often offers blowjobs for friendship. Sweat stains cover the region where pools of sweat in the breast area accumulate; does not wear a bra and constantly draws attention to her unsightly breasts. Obviously doesn't get the hint that men don't want to have sex with her; despite any level of inebriation, sexual relations will not be had with aforementioned woman.

1. Beef: Awww! Who brought that smelly bag of yogurt over there?

Brock: *whispers* I don't know, she just invited herself.

2. Tom: Hey, look at that bag o' yogurt over there at the bar.

Morganzola: Oh.. I just vomited in my mouth...

by Reflookoo Jambee May 30, 2006