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Bullshit

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.

This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
Person 1: Man what the fuck

Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?

Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?

Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!

Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024
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Referred as "bullshit" union of bull and shit, to a whole new meaning : lie
What you're saying is total BULLSHIT.
by POTPlayer July 4, 2025
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Bullshit

Most probably whatever it is you are doing professionally.
Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.
by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025
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Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.
by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
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Encyclopedia of Bullshit

When someone chats so much shit you almost get drowned in it. They can chat shit about any topic from A-Z. Like Wikipedia but a Wikipedia where donations are your time and self esteem.
Why can you say chicken nuggs and Quizzy 2 and I can't say shat. I can't keep up with you, you're like an Encyclopedia of Bullshit.
by Happy Potter November 6, 2025
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Gaster Bullshit

"Gaster Bullshit" is when a game has major fourth wall breaks, ARG links, hidden mysteries, or anything other elements that could be compared to W.D. Gaster. Also used for any sketchy shit going on in Deltarune that probably connects to him.
"I heard oneshot had a bunch of gaster bullshit so i had to give it a try"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT HAS HOLES IN ITS HANDS??? THIS IS GASTER BULLSHIT BRO"
by ElliottLava January 10, 2026
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Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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