Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.
by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007
Get the full boat mug.Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
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by Dan January 22, 2004
Get the Parking the skin boat in tuna town mug.The act of shitting on someones face, then wrapping their head with saran wrap to smush the shit all over thier face. A perverse sexual move more prevalent in the African-American community.
Marcus found out his ho was sleepin with his homeboy, so he reverse glass bottom boated that bitch right after he gave her a flaming wally.
by Phil Hackney September 8, 2006
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by sk8pirate March 27, 2010
Get the sped boat mug.I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
by Hugo_B February 24, 2013
Get the River Boat Captain mug.The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans
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