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Blake

Has one of the fattest schlongs of the century. Pulls all the bitches in his path and dominates everyone around him. The best part about a Blake is he is packing at least a minimum of a 10 incher. All the girls flock around in a search of a massivle schlong.
Is that a Blake? He must be packing some heat.
by smallschlongspunkboy June 10, 2020
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Blake

“I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress”

“She’s such a blake!”
by Ritz Kahn June 30, 2021
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Blake

A person who likes to make annoying sounds in class. Usually plays hockey and dates tall girls most commonly named Jordyn but is too scared to break up so a friend does it for them. A Blake acts very immature as if they were a baby,
by YetG October 22, 2020
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Blake's

A shitty dirty and otherwise horrible food place that everything thinks its the best located mostly in New Mexico. Known for green chilli but they dont know how dirty the place is behind the counter. Low Pay, Low Standards.
Hey dont go to blake's, you will get the shits
by BootandNuke June 28, 2018
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