August 22nd

The day all beautiful, ass beating dick sucking, freaks are born. Also the most expensive and gifted.

Jake: uh-oh Tomorrow is August 22nd when all the hoes are born
Jaden: That’s my birthday!
Jake: I know

by Treyy October 18, 2019

August 1

Today August 1 is Send Nudes Day. Whoever you send this to has to exchange nudes with you.

Person 1: hey it’s August 1 Send Nudes Day

Person 2: ok let's send nudes to each other

by Bobbyboy18471 August 01, 2021

august 21

the day the party girl was born mckenzie

Awwww, that girl must have been born in august 21!

by mtastic December 22, 2019

August 22nd

The day where all disappointments are created. It may be a bad TV show, a terrible meal, or an accidental child. It is a day of regret and misfortune.

Joe: Ugh tomorrow is August 22nd it's disappointment day
Lynn: Hey! Tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly

by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019

25th august

national cat boy day! Let your boyfriend or a friend be your Catboy!

“Hey John! isn’t it 25th August? “
“Yeah it is, can you be my catboy?”

by Natykikiforever August 13, 2021

1 August

This day is where a simpanzee was born. It is a really special day for all Monkeys and Simps.

1 August : Oh your such a simpanzee

by (Monkey) October 02, 2020

August 16th

National ass slapping day

You can slap anyone's ass

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th

by Diskmakaa August 16, 2021