cup of knowledge and a gallon of words

when somebody talking out of their ass just wont shut up.

Millenial: Im not religious but im hella spiritual. u should come in the mountains and live like me this summer. I practice forest bathing, im vegan, i do yoga, i practice good karma......
Me interupting: stfu gey boiiiiiiiiiii. u got a cup of knowledge and a gallon of words. the concept of spirits come from the fact that our existence transcends this world. u cannot believe in a spirits without believing in some sort of divine entity.

by Prill. April 26, 2019

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

a penny and a half

A lesser-known variant of the phrase "a pretty penny" (i.e. very expensive).

That Aesop moisturizer cost me a penny and a half!

by Ridonkeydonk April 24, 2020

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.

Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.

by daddyrealness June 27, 2020

A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.

Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!

by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.

"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"

by zimdah April 1, 2021