anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

Anal Rhyme

An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.

once saying a sentance or word,

you rhyme it with the following sentance included:

"You Anal ______"

word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.

person 1: I have to go to work!

person 2: you anal stork!!

person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.

all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.

by kaelkrawnix October 10, 2009

Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.

Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.

by kingKracka February 5, 2010

anal workshop

Where anal craftmanship is carried out by a proprietor often without the help of people and or machinery.

The instructor led us in an anal workshop where we experienced an artistic freedom we were otherwise unable to convey.

by Ralphy B August 19, 2007

Anal sex

Oh come on dude. I get it. Your horny and you may be at school or at home. BUT REALLY? THE URBAN DICTIONARY? Come on dude you cant do that.. Ill be alr. You will be able to pull. Maybe.

"This kid is looking up anal sex and he thinks it funny!"

by WaffleWasTaken February 11, 2022

anal jamboree

1. A mass gathering or assembly of Fudge Packer's who then take a ride up the Hersheys Highway together.
2. A Batty Boy Orgy.

Billy went to the anal jamboree last night to take it ups the bum and when he woke up the next morning his Batty Hole was swollen.

by Rodders December 19, 2004

Undercover Anal

Going through the day with anal beads or a dildo in one's ass; unbeknownst to the general public.

"Charles looks like he's been horseback riding all day."

"Naah; he must be going Undercover Anal."

by Pastamon March 11, 2010