stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Coming of age

The age you have being in Childhood

I have came the Coming of age

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Age

Age is just a number

"Gimme your age"

by Simon Lum August 14, 2018

Age Regression

They're sometimes adults that are dealing with trauma. And sometimes they're just pedophiles.

Person 1: What the fuck is this?
Person 2: It's called age regression.
Person 1: The fuck..? It sounds like something a pedo would use to excuse them trying to fuck a minor.

by the fucking retarded sperm August 11, 2024

The Age of Cheeselessness

The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.

Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

ice mell dove age eye nah

I smelled a vagina (I cemelld ove ageeyenah)

ice mell dove age eye nah

by MARCUSISANI- November 23, 2024