African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.

Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!

by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024

African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.

Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.

by brian 2 August 8, 2024

African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.

Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.

by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025

David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard

David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard

David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

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`~`-David "'Entonation'" Styles <<<pPp>>> Is African-American-Mongolian-Yorubian-Castillian-Bonilla-Castro-Tanna-From Content To Contextual Tonality Called Intonation`~`

`~`-David "'Entonation'" Styles <<<pPp>>> Is African-American-Mongolian-Yorubian-Castillian-Bonilla-Castro-Tanna-From Content To Contextual Tonality Called Intonation`~`

by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025

African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025