Anal Claw

When your nude partner is layin on thier back you gently slide your forarme behind thier knees with one motion throw thier legs up by thier head and with your best asian voice scream anal claw and jam two to three fingers up thier butthole. To do a flaming anal claw just add deep heat to your fingers
The wease (eric) was laying on the bed nude before bed i Becca threw his legs over his head screamed Anal Claw and jammed my fingers up his ass.
by aintthisomefunnystuff October 08, 2010
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anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.
My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.
by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010
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Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.
Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
by kingKracka February 04, 2010
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Anal sex

Oh come on dude. I get it. Your horny and you may be at school or at home. BUT REALLY? THE URBAN DICTIONARY? Come on dude you cant do that.. Ill be alr. You will be able to pull. Maybe.
"This kid is looking up anal sex and he thinks it funny!"
by WaffleWasTaken February 11, 2022
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anal flamethrower

When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.
I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.
by Sluttypumpkin December 01, 2014
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Undercover Anal

Going through the day with anal beads or a dildo in one's ass; unbeknownst to the general public.
"Charles looks like he's been horseback riding all day."

"Naah; he must be going Undercover Anal."
by Pastamon March 12, 2010
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anal jamboree

1. A mass gathering or assembly of Fudge Packer's who then take a ride up the Hersheys Highway together.
2. A Batty Boy Orgy.
Billy went to the anal jamboree last night to take it ups the bum and when he woke up the next morning his Batty Hole was swollen.
by Rodders December 19, 2004
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