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Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.
Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”
by Yeller teller January 8, 2021
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Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.
One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.
by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021
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Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022
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Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.
The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.
by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009
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Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.
During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler
by MadMortagen October 29, 2008
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ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea
I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC
by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008
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alabama triple bypass

the process were a male ejaculates in a females mouth, and then she spits it out into her friends mouth, and they spit it back and forth into each others mouth. (3 times)
last night i had a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend, i came in her mouth and they proceeded to do the alabama triple bypass
by lancesteel December 2, 2010
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