Activision

A lack of foresight for the consequences of tremendously stupid Ideas.

Greg decided to get drunk and run naked through the cactus patch last night. Cases of activision like that are gonna kill him one day

by Bluepwner July 8, 2010

Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it

Activate windows already KSI!

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

Facebook Activist Syndrome

;a contagious disease where a person over facebook believes they are saving the world by sharing a video

;the act of posting videos over facebook believing you are changing the world, charactarized by dramatic statuses and creating facebook groups

;making a big deal over facebook on something one doesnt understand or know anything about

;watching KONY video and catching a case of Facebook Activitst Syndrome. *share to everyone, make a dramatic status about it, cry about it, make a facebook group, pretend to have made a difference* meanwhile not knowing anything about it or even being able to point it out on a map.

Facebook Activist: "I am going to save the world with this share"
Person: "Looks like youve got Facebook Activist Syndrome"

by Anti-Facebook Activist June 19, 2012

You just activated my trap card.

A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.

*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.

by seanbond5 June 1, 2012

Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

Acting Harry

When a person says they have been productive, when in reality, they have accomplished little or nothing. Not only is nothing accomplished by this individual, but he or she often impedes on the progress other.

Furthermore, when accused of doing nothing, they will often act pusillanimously.

Consider the following dialogue:

X:"Hey Y, how was your day?"

Y:"Oh it was great, I went to the gym, and finished the business homework"

X:"Oh can we compare answers?!"

Y:"umm.....no"

X:"You didn't do it, did you?"

Y:"YOU DIDN'T DO IT!"

Y:"BIIITCH!

Person Y is currently Acting Harry

by Cat that looks like Harry March 23, 2009