Mason

A person with very horrible hair.

Person 1: look at that guy’s hair

Person 2: oh my god he’s a Mason

by Maxbigpenis September 19, 2021

Mason

The biggest bozo in the world also the clumsiest.he is the greatest friend you can ask forwhen he wants to be.
Mason loves tootsie rolls and is a tank geek he can talk about tanks for hours.

mason is that typical teenage boy

by bunkrora April 11, 2023

Mason Goggles

When your standard for a guy you would have sex with is drastically lowered because you attend George Mason University.

Heard she started going out with Greg, I think she just gas a serious case of mason goggles.

by PooptyWhooptyScoop September 30, 2021

Masoning

‘Past tense: Masoned’

To keep a person in a conversation which they want to end.

This can be done by continuing to talk, not allowing the person time to end the conversation; or, engaging a person to stay in the conversation by asking closed questions, and then continuing to talk.

“I knew they wanted to get me off the phone so I started masoning them.”

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.

Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

mason hutchinson

Huge ass cock with a fine ass girlfriend

Mason Hutchinson has a massive pp and a girlfriend with a huge ass

by Big_maso February 8, 2022

Mason M.

A bumhole. Mason disregards the universal law that saturday’s are for the boys. Mason is just a straight up butthole who likes prison and dropping the soap.

Mason M. broke the love contract, he is sentenced to 10000 years in prison with no food or water.

by SnotSoupMaker October 6, 2019