Fuck me with a stolen dick 

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die

Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

Playing a game of wack fuck over here 

Whack!

Bart: Playing a game of wack fuck over here.
*Winston whacks gold ball*
Winston: Fuck!

Playing a game of wack fuck over here by Whack fuck March 5, 2022

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day 

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .

National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day by Big hairy titty bitch April 11, 2019

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row 

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes 

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes by Astertious June 8, 2024

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A 

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025