Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 19, 2022

eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 1, 2012

Slick Eating

When Someone is lowkey dick sucking

dam bruh you slick eating da shit outta dat man.

by DaRealBlockStar June 11, 2020

Eating buddy

When you eat the Chandan doggy.

Every day I am eating buddy. Buddy is the best dog to eat.

by MikeHunt723 May 10, 2021

eating clit

A very normal hobby some people like to do everyday... They imagine the clit like its Oreos to boost motivation!

eating clit

by quartz89 March 14, 2022

Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018