Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.
YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.
But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
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The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.
the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.
the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.
'England require four runs to take the game in the ninth over before tea here at Edgbaston. Lilley makes his run up and... Oh No he's sent it high, its a real Donkey Dropper, Brearley has his hands over his head, its coming down fast...with snow on it'
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"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"
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The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.
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