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Toilet Snakes

They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit
"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"
by jeji December 29, 2004
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snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
by John Superman December 6, 2013
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Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
by GokuThunda December 4, 2015
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Snake Tits

When a girls titties are as slender and long as a snake.
Dude: Did you see her long snake tits man!
Man: Yeah dude she was all the way in the living room and those snake tits were in the kitchen.
by I-sack-1200 August 23, 2011
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Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.
What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology
by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017
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snake

bad ass animal capable of scaring lots of people
green anaconda can eat people now that is bad ass
by Robert April 21, 2003
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snake hoe

When a girl backstabbed her boyfriend. Therefore, have sex with her boyfriend’s brother. This girl know as Alissa Violet
Ex: Alissa Violet is a snake hoe because she cheated on her ex-boyfriend
by Elizabeth EJ January 11, 2018
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