Sean

Seans are an interesting breed as they are very varied; which is exemplified through the several variations of spelling of the name. The most coveted breed of Sean however is a hybrid of pure dorkiness and masculinity. Like SpongeBob, they have an amazing work ethic and a huge gap between their teeth and like to do manly things like barbecuing and changing flat tires.

After Sean offered to save Elizabeth should she tip over during their kayaking trip and smiled like SpongeBob, she smiled exposing the small gap in her teeth and realized that she found her soulmate.

by A&Please me June 20, 2022

Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist

man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020

Sean

A total flaming fag. Likes sitting on a big dick while his gf watches. He may come across as a macho man but really he’s a power bottom.

That dude is totally a sean.

by zman92 August 15, 2022

Sean Charles

The best brother ever.

I love my brother Sean Charles.

by 62938292 November 13, 2021

Sean McCarty

Known for his prestigious jaw line and monster cock, standing at 6"3 inches tall Sean storms the halls with pelting energy and resilience

its a bird its a plane, no its shanes fat ass eating food. Sean Mccarty

by shane m rickard September 6, 2023

sean the indian

An salty as fuck person that is anoying to have long conversations with because he thinks he is better then you at everything even and tries to make an argument out of everyone

sean the indian you are an ass.

by Thatguy0293 August 29, 2016

Sean/Shawn

Sean is the perfect stranger. You know, the one you walk up behind in the airport and ask, "What did she say?" and without skipping a beat he fills you in. The one that sneaks up behind you to playfully ask "you get a wristband yet?" sending you into a panic trying to navigate the airport during a pandemic and somehow missed that everyone in the vicinity had one, except you. Sean/Shawn is so observant that he notices your seat number on the boarding pass you never showed him. He can also be impulsive and takes risks. Sean/Shawn is the perfect stranger you can get so lost in conversation with that you even forget to ask for something as trivial and mundane as his name. Maybe it was the way his impatience shown through when you couldn't reach the ac vent fast enough, or the way his controlling side came out when he got interrupted, or quite possibly the way his mask dipped a little too low and you caught a glimpse of the smirk that you committed to memory. He's the perfect stranger with the blue eyes encompassed by swirls of grey and specks of yellow. Be warry though, that perfect stranger likes to play games and has a closeted rough side. If you meet a Sean/Shawn don't settle for half a name and half a face. You'll be swallowed by the want to know more.

4 hours in:

Stranger- "Do you have any more questions?"
Writer- "no"

"I have a question, what's your name?"
Stranger- "Sean/Shawn"

by Always a Nomad never a drifter September 2, 2021