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Friend-cest

(n) frend' sest
To "fool around" with a person or number of people who is/are part of the closely-knit group of friends one has in his/her life. This act is often seen as a taboo, as it is prone to adding a negatively dramatic twist in the social lives of the interrelated people in said socially interacting group.

adj: friend-cestuous
"Holy crap, John had friend-cest with Jenny!"
"OMG!@! what a bitch!"
"Let's hate them!"
by Nate Yetton January 7, 2006
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The Ripping Friends

One of the best shows ever! It is made by the same artist who made Ren and Stimpy. It's about four guys(Rip, Slab, Chunk, and Crag)who live with their mom and lab assistant Jimmy at Ripcot and fight crime. Some people believe they're gay because of the the stuff they do on the show, but they're not. The show is just basically a parody of past superhero shows and the lives of superheroes. It is a hilarious show.
Shawn B. favorite Ripping Friend is Chunk because he always says/does something dumb.
by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003
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Therapist Friend

Therapist friend is that one friend that willingly and wants to listens to you and your problems and things going on in your life that you need and want to vent to someone about. The Therapist Friend will not ask for anything in return while basically giving you free therapy. They are one of the most caring friends you will ever meet. But usually they don’t have anyone to loathe ri their problems and struggles in life. If you know you have a therapist friend please check up on them!
1:What type of friend are they?

2: They are basically the THERAPIST FRIEND
by survivingoncoffee December 14, 2021
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Friend Fucked

Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin
Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.
by FISTFULofCAKES July 5, 2012
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fart friend

A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.
I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.
by mlamson January 7, 2014
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friend of ellen

In short- a lesbian. Used in a conversation in which you don't want elders or young children/other people around you to understand.
person 1: Is she a friend of Ellen?
person 2: Of course!
by friendofellen March 15, 2011
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convenience friend

What you become when a "friend" only wants to see or communicate with you in a certain environment, such as at school or work, but never outside of that environment to just hang out.

Also can be a friend that only ever talks to you when they need something from you, such as a ride somewhere or help with a school assignment.
When talking to this person, you might find that you feel like you are being brushed off.
Christine: Hey Chris, i was wondering if you could send me a scan of that chemistry assignment 'cause i lost mine. Oh, and if it's not too much trouble, could i get a ride to school with you tomorrow?

Chris: Yeah, i'll scan the assignment and send it in a few minutes. i'll be at your house at about 7:45 tomorrow.

Christine: Thanks buddy

Chris: No prob. Hey, what are you doing this weekend? I was thinking about going paintballing or seeing a movie. Want to come?

Christine: I can't, i have ahh...(eyes starting shifting and hands start fidgeting) dentist apointment, but maybe after that i could, i'll txt you on the weekend.

*Chris never heard back from Christine on the weekend because Chris is just a Convenience Friend to Christine
by pb foot March 8, 2010
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