When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
Get the North Carolina Napalm Cannonmug. by CAHERMAN March 3, 2022
Get the Cannon Gagemug. by Ijustknoestuff9856 December 16, 2016
Get the raw cannonmug. It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
Get the Pirates cannonmug. by Cumfuckle October 14, 2021
Get the Sex Cannonmug. by Ye to June 6, 2018
Get the Cannonmug. A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016
Get the Bass Cannonmug.