Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012

Working Bum

A person who has a decent job but has nothing to show for it. They don't have Bill's to pay. They live off of other people. Watch out for these kinds of people. NOUN

Tyler was a working bum he never paid his Bill's. He had absolutely nothing to show for it.

by CookieCook2019 January 27, 2019

bum bugler

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013

Bum hump

A word that can be used in the place of butt fuck.

Man 1- your gay!
Man 2- I hope you get bum humped while you sleep!

by sethisgreen18 January 20, 2012

Bombay Bum

Typical Indian dude that is loud, drinks too much, speaks with Britney too often. and thinks he can play ball.

Man, look at the Bombay bums acting a fool again!

by Bamboobill August 7, 2016

Babe's Bum

Female version of the British "Builder's Bum", when a beautiful woman in hipsters crouches forward, accidently/deliberately showing her anal cleft. Similar to "Whale Tail", but irrespective of wearing a thong or g-string.

Look at that Babe's Bum.

by Pete Procastinator June 23, 2008