by syd.is.syd January 4, 2012
Get the Leg Beardmug. Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.
Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.
see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill
Synonym: "yeah, right!"
Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.
see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill
Synonym: "yeah, right!"
by Rize December 15, 2003
Get the green beardmug. 
A man with a beard or someone who likes men!! Mostly by the name of Dalton who has a large crush on a man named Vladamir Pudin.
by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022
Get the Bearded menmug. Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!
Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.
Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.
by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012
Get the Beard Juicemug. Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.
Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011
Get the The Beard is a Liemug. by David divad June 22, 2010
Get the Unlockable Beardsmug.