person 18

The man that controls all the persons to make funny examples on the definitions of words
literally god in this universe

Person 1: Bro i hope i do the deed
Person 2: you dont have to hope.

Person 18: Haha this is funny.

by Amateur_in_words January 23, 2023

September 18

the worst day in history because it’s the day after my birthday

“Whats the date?”
“September 18 20–“
“noooooooooooooooo”

by ddlc fan June 16, 2022

iOS 18

For some reason because of the scale of the actual iOS 18 update, and the amount of celebrities cancelled around that time, a personal metaphor for overly restrictive, even by a little, safety measures that aren’t posted to Instagram due to the highlight reel effect. For example, Instagram banned adults from DM’ing teens under 18, or a dad telling his young adult son to always avoid hugging his young cousin of an opposite gender, including good morning and good night hugs, and going into his room when the door is open, unless with direct parental consent every time.

I blame me feeling as sad as when my crush moved away and got a boyfriend on “iOS 18”.

by LukeyBearUD December 3, 2024

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 8, 2023

July 18

July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!

Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18

by Kingsav444 July 18, 2022

18

A rating of some age rating systems, given to games or films that are considered to have adult content.

A game may get rated 18 if it contains:

- Excessive violence

- Graphic sex
- Real gambling (only in games)
- Strongly offensive language

- Strong gore

- Drug misuse

- Graphic nudity

- Sadism
- Suicide

by iamnotmyself May 27, 2022

Galaticos 18

She is a godly person. Also a legend among naruto quorans. She acts like a big sister to everyone. She cares for all of them. If u meet her by chance, u will be one of the most luckiest person

Galaticos 18 is the best girl

by YOYOSHADOW February 20, 2021